Can you?

There are series of things i can do and 110% you can never do them....
and there are couple of things you can do....which i can never dream of doing..
let me share some of this immposible things you can't do
1. can you touch your elbow with your tongue?
2. can you lick the tip of your nose with your tongue?
3. can nod your nose while laughing?
4. can you load Airtel recharge card on MTN?
5. can you fetch water with mortal?
6. can you call your mum a virgin?
7. can you blow your nose and whistle at the same time?
all this are impossible for you....but do you believe i can do them?